The QDB Thread (WARNING:LANGUAGE?)

[Pants3000]

WARNING: SOME POSTS MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, AND / OR OTHER MATERIAL THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

So I've been on the chat here quite a few times as of recently, and I realize some funny stuff is posted there. But nobody ever sees it, as it is lost as soon as the chat is closed. So I've decided to make a QDB (Quotes Database) thread where members can post funny quotes and conversations from the chat here. Starting with one a stupid cos I couldn't find any good ones tonite :

[Rollay] 10:45 pm: I think I'm about to cough up a lung here, folks. Lol.
[evilstereo] 10:45 pm: dibs
[evilstereo] 10:45 pm: on the lung
[evilstereo] 10:45 pm: they have great resale value
[Pants3000] 10:45 pm: what does evil stereo want with a lung?
[evilstereo] 10:46 pm: sell it
[Jo_The_Marten] 10:48 pm: Rollay, if you cough up a lung, you'll officially be a snake


Post, my younglings!!!

[Jo_The_Marten]

[Jo_The_Marten] 11:49 pm: Snake: SON, DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE. YOU ONLY GET ONE. ALSO DON'T SMOKE, YOU ONLY GET ONE LUNG.
[Rollay] 11:50 pm: Don't waste your life! You only get one! Or depending on your religious affiliation... several!
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:50 pm: JSGHDJGDJ!!
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:50 pm: XDDDDDDD
[Aimforthehead] 11:50 pm: LOL


Though I feel kinda weird posting it since he was quoting a Team Fortress 2 character. So it's like I'm quoting a quote.

[Pants3000]

Nice...well, it was in the chat, so I think we're good.

[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: Say
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: whatever happened to Cartman?
[Rollay] 11:11 pm: Hmm..
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: You know who I mean, right?
[Rollay] 11:11 pm: Kristen?
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: No
[Rollay] 11:11 pm: Cody?
[Pants3000] 11:11 pm: Eric?
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: That fat kid who we said acted a lot like Cartman
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: and who is Eric?
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: Oh
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: Wait
[Rollay] 11:12 pm: LOL.
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: Lol no no not that one
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: XDD
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: Sorry
[Pants3000] 11:12 pm: hah, *facepalm

[Champiness]

Transcribed from the records of a currently-going-on chat:

[rosen221095] 6:40 pm: Who thinks daft will do sumthing this month
[amq] 6:40 pm: not me
[rosen221095] 6:40 pm: september?
[amq] 6:40 pm: perhaps
[amq] 6:40 pm: its more likely now
[rosen221095] 6:40 pm: do you like jean-michel jarre?
[amq] 6:41 pm: heard of, never heard him
[rosen221095] 6:41 pm: oxygene wring any bells?
[evilstereo] 6:41 pm: sings Earth Wind and Fire - September
[evilstereo] 6:41 pm: AHHH-EE-AHHH SOMETHING SOMETHING SEPTEMBAAA
[digital*aria] 6:41 pm: good song
[evilstereo] 6:41 pm: yep

[Pants3000]

[Pants edit]

[evilstereo]

...

I believe that was a private moment between an oyster and his ex.

But, whatever...

[digital*aria]

...

I believe that was a private moment between an oyster and his ex.

But, whatever...


you're just jealous cause he dumped you for me. *hmmph!*

[staceylala]

Aw gee, and you made such a cute couple :(

[Pants3000]

Haha, thanks. But I just couldn't stand that lobster! She's a bad influence, Evil!

[evilstereo]

Atleast we have fun together... But let's save out petty arguments for later.

[evilstereo]

*evilstereo is listening to The Kirlian Selections album by The Flashbulb
*evilstereo gets tackled by boutboulman screaming "FLASHBULB! AHH"


;D

[digital*aria]

im officially pathetic.


[digital*aria] 8:37 pm: hello, aria, how are you?
[digital*aria] 8:37 pm: im pretty good, aria, thank you for asking
[digital*aria] 8:37 pm: dont you hate being bored so much?
[digital*aria] 8:37 pm: of course i do
[digital*aria] 8:37 pm: its horrible isnt it?
[digital*aria] 8:37 pm: youre telling me.
[digital*aria] 8:37 pm: and then you get to the point where you just start doing crazy things
[digital*aria] 8:37 pm: crazy like what?
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: crazy like talking to yourself
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: thats when people start looking at you funny
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: ...
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: hey, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: ...
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: dont tell me YOU think im crazy too!
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: well...
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: oh COME ON. IM NOT INSANE
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: um. well you ARE talking to yourself
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: SO?!
[digital*aria] 8:38 pm: who cares?!
[digital*aria] 8:39 pm: its... well.. no one. its just a tad bit... weird.
[digital*aria] 8:39 pm: you think thats weird?!
[digital*aria] 8:39 pm: well yeah. and now youre arguing with yourself.
[digital*aria] 8:39 pm: and youre sort of losing.

[Pants3000]

Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 7:10 pm
[The Lounge]: Pants3000 has entered at 7:10 pm
[Pants3000] 7:10 pm: Oh my. Nice to see you here!
[Pants3000] 7:10 pm: Hah, thanks you too.
[Pants3000] 7:10 pm: Hey did you read Aria's post on the QDb thread?
[Pants3000] 7:10 pm: yeah, what a freak!
[Pants3000] 7:11 pm: i know, who talks to themselves. must be insane
[Pants3000] 7:11 pm: trufax
[Pants3000] 7:11 pm: heheh, yeah
[Pants3000] 7:11 pm: so you doing anything tonite
[Pants3000] 7:11 pm: no why?
[The Lounge]: Daft2008 has entered at 7:11 pm
[Pants3000] 7:11 pm: well, maybe i thought we could...
[Pants3000] 7:11 pm: oh, no daft I was just in the middle of talking to myself
[Daft2008] 7:12 pm: ?

[staceylala]

Omg!! I was actually going to do that the other day but luckily someone knocked at my door, so I kinda didn't have to lol.

[Jo_The_Marten]

Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: I want to be the very best
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: Like no one ever was
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: To catch them is my real test
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: to train them is my cause!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: I will travel across the land
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: searching far and wide
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Teach Pokemon to understand
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: the power that's inside!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Pokemon!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Gotta catch em all
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Pokemon!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:55 pm: ...I'm so lonely..

[Australian]

Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: I want to be the very best
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: Like no one ever was
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: To catch them is my real test
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: to train them is my cause!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: I will travel across the land
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: searching far and wide
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Teach Pokemon to understand
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: the power that's inside!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Pokemon!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Gotta catch em all
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Pokemon!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:55 pm: ...I'm so lonely..



LMAO

[staceylala]

Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: I want to be the very best
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: Like no one ever was
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:53 pm: To catch them is my real test
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: to train them is my cause!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: I will travel across the land
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: searching far and wide
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Teach Pokemon to understand
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: the power that's inside!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Pokemon!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Gotta catch em all
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:54 pm: Pokemon!
Â*Â*Â*Â*[Jo_The_Marten] 3:55 pm: ...I'm so lonely..




Okay THAT is a loney person right there :P

[CuBuLo]

Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 6:09 pm
[The Lounge]: CuBuLo has entered at 6:09 pm
[amq] 6:09 pm: hi
[CuBuLo] 6:09 pm: Stereo I have a FL Studio question
[The Lounge]: DJAlive has left at 6:10 pm
[CuBuLo] 6:11 pm: stereo?
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:11 pm: He's working on some tracks I think
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:11 pm: He'll respond eventually
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:11 pm: Either that
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:12 pm: or he can't type because he has melted into a puddle of goo
[CuBuLo] 6:12 pm: Or been chewed up by a hefulump
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:12 pm: No way. Woozles man
[CuBuLo] 6:12 pm: Hefulemps are much better.
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:12 pm: XD
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:13 pm: Martens are cousins to woozles.
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:13 pm: Fyi
[CuBuLo] 6:13 pm: Ahh, I have never known that.
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:13 pm: Haha, yup
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:14 pm: You can tell by looking at them
[CuBuLo] 6:15 pm: Correct
[Jo_The_Marten] 6:15 pm: Weasel http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Mustela_frenata.jpgÂ*Marten
http://www.djsphotography.co.uk/images/Mammals/Pine-Marten-04.jpg
[CuBuLo] 6:15 pm: I have to flee now goodbye.

[Jo_The_Marten]

Okay THAT is a loney person right there :P

What's that suppose to mean? :|

[Pants3000]

It means NOBODY SHOULD EVER MEMORIZE THE POKEMON THEME EVER!!!!

[staceylala]

Okay THAT is a loney person right there :P

What's that suppose to mean? :|


What pants said >.<

Actualy I have to admit, me and my bro was listening to old theme tunes from cartoon today, including Pokemon :D
I do miss the good ol' days lol

[Jo_The_Marten]

Hey now, Pokemon was one of my first loves (along with Audrey II and Zelda) I can memorize the theme song (and have a massive collection and soundtracks and games etc.) if I want to

[staceylala]

I'm the same with TF, it's cool man. I didn't mean to piss you off.

[Jo_The_Marten]

Neh, I wasn't mad. I've always been kinda defensive of my love for Pokemon. Ever since...4th grade or so people have been giving me crap about liking it.

[staceylala]

Lol cool, I'm glad, I don't like annoying people. And I understand you wanting to defend it, I'm forever defending Top Gear lol.

[evilstereo]

I love pokemon! OLD SCHOOL pokemon though. I draw the line a silver/gold. Sapphire/Ruby was pretty good, but I never got into it as much. Haven't played any of the 4th, 5th, 7th, 200th (whatever the hell number their on.) generation stuff. The games are very good, the cards were rather rip-offish (didn't stop me from buying them), and the shows sucked, but are still awesome because of the nostalgia factor.

Just a good slice of Ninentdo there.

[Pants3000]

Same Evil. Everything after just became crap. Like, Pokemon Yellow? That was a good game!

[Jo_The_Marten]

I thought the topic was quotes, not pokemon. :| Can we please stop talking about it?

[Australian]

The problem with this game is that you never finish it (i mean you can't catch all of them)
Sorry Jo.

[Pants3000]

Okay folks, gotta lay down some ground rules. As of right now, no more Pokemon discussions. Move 'em to the "Get to Know..." thread (which I believe Jo has already done). Got it?

No more Pokemon!!!

[Pants3000]

[NightShark] 8:48 pm: Do you guys think it's okay dress up as Stalin for Halloween?
[evilstereo] 8:48 pm: um
[evilstereo] 8:48 pm: if you like being shot at, sure
[evilstereo] 8:48 pm: :P
[NightShark] 8:49 pm: I don't like to get shot.
[evilstereo] 8:49 pm: assuming you meant Joseph Stalin

[NightShark]

Now I'm on this. Great.

[Jo_The_Marten]

Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[Pants3000] 1:32 am: refresh
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Â*Â*Â*Â*[lozluvsdaftpunk] 1:33 am: my internet just went lame
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Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[Pants3000] 1:34 am: yes yes indeed
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Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[Pants3000] 1:34 am: whoa?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[Pants3000] 1:34 am: okay we're good
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[Pants3000] 1:34 am: sorry guys
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[Pants3000] 1:34 am: having some trouble
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[spamwichx] 1:34 am: all good
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[Pants3000] 1:35 am: man, somebdy should quote that in the QDB thread, just for the hell of it.
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*[Pants3000] 1:35 am: that was like a fourple refresh

[Pants3000]

Haha, yay!!!

[Pants3000]

So this thread died horribly in the Great Switchover of April 2009, but the prophet Pants reviveth it! Now, a quote where our hacker friend actually said something!

<Pants3000> and voicing a user
<||> ...
<Pants3000> means, I dunno
<Pants3000> hello
<Pants3000> noice to see you talking
<||> having fun?
<Pants3000> yes, you?
<||> just watching
<Pants3000> ah
<spamwichx> Who's ||?
<Pants3000> might I ask whether you are a member of the daft club?
<||> best not to ask...
<Pants3000> why is that?
<Pants3000> uh-oh, spam
<Pants3000> he just showed up outside my door
<spamwichx> Who?
<Pants3000> Mr. ||
<Pants3000> nah, just kidding. But I see he didn't answer my question

[spamwichx]

<Pixelized> >>D
<Pixelized>HACKER AGAIN
<spamwichx>That hacker has his genitals screwed on sideways.

<Pixelized>XDDDDDDDDDD
<Pixelized>nice one
<Pixelized>i lol'd
<spamwichx>haha :D

Something along the lines of that was said when the hacker was impersonating Pixel.

[Champiness]

Direct from chat:
<Champiness> It's always nice to have friends who have never met you or seen your face.
<Champiness> ...
<Pants3000> true
<boutboulman1> shrug. it's nice to make friends like this.
<Pants3000> but most people have seen my face
<Pants3000> dunno why everyone thinks it's a mask
<Champiness> I know. I'm not dissing you guys.
<Champiness> *diss. Lawl
<Champiness> But the truth is that I have no way of being sure one of you isn't an 80-year-old Pedophile.
<Champiness> Who looooves DP.
<Night_Shade> no one here has seen my face thank god
<Night_Shade> oH SHISE
<boutboulman1> it's obvious i'm not 80 years old
<Pants3000> haha, @ the pedophile remark
<Night_Shade> gotta rid the pic off msn
<Pants3000> bout should get that
<Champiness> Need a screenshot?
<boutboulman1> wait what?
<boutboulman1> what should i get

[Pants3000]

***Mr_Shadester has joined #thedaftclub
<Pants3000> oh
<Pants3000> creepy name
<Mr_Shadester> mwahahahaha
<Pixelized> hi
<Mr_Shadester> im back
<Pants3000> might I ask who you are?
<Champiness> Yaaaay
<Pixelized> who is it?
<Pants3000> oh, wait
<Champiness> Hacker?
<Mr_Shadester> guess
<Champiness> Or secret?
<Pixelized> TELL ME
<Pixelized> D:
<Champiness> LAwl
<Mr_Shadester> im The shadester
<Pixelized> :O OMIGOD
<Pixelized> I NEVER
<boutboulman> no guessing here
<Pixelized> THOUGHT OF THAT
<boutboulman> tell us our get kicked
<Mr_Shadester> Night shade good god
<boutboulman> not that you look like a hacker
<Mr_Shadester> bunch of paranoid sonsa...
<Pants3000> boutboulman pulls out the old "scare the sh*t out of 'em" routine
<Pants3000> I like

[Pants3000]

And in a continuation on the last one...

***Nights_Shadow has joined #thedaftclub
<Nights_Shadow> I swear if anyone asks who the HELL i am, im leaving
<Nights_Shadow> and hola
<boutboulman> lol
<Pants3000> who the hell are you???
***Nights_Shadow has Quit (QUIT)
<boutboulman> oh don't!
<Aria> XD
<Jo_The_Marten> XDD
<Pants3000> oh my god

[R0B0T]

And in a continuation on the last one...

***Nights_Shadow has joined #thedaftclub
<Nights_Shadow> I swear if anyone asks who the HELL i am, im leaving
<Nights_Shadow> and hola
<boutboulman> lol
<Pants3000> who the hell are you???
***Nights_Shadow has Quit (QUIT)
<boutboulman> oh don't!
<Aria> XD
<Jo_The_Marten> XDD
<Pants3000> oh my god

pfft, I lol'd.

[staceylala]

And in a continuation on the last one...

***Nights_Shadow has joined #thedaftclub
<Nights_Shadow> I swear if anyone asks who the HELL i am, im leaving
<Nights_Shadow> and hola
<boutboulman> lol
<Pants3000> who the hell are you???
***Nights_Shadow has Quit (QUIT)
<boutboulman> oh don't!
<Aria> XD
<Jo_The_Marten> XDD
<Pants3000> oh my god

lmfao
Night_shadow has QUIT! oh lol.

[Pants3000]

<Guest53551> sorry guize
<Guest53551> ew, why am i guest?
<piroteki> who u iz? lol
<Guest53551> gymtonic
<Pants3000> type "/nick"
<Pants3000> then yourname
<Pants3000> "/nick gymtonic"
***Alive is now known as yourname
<Pants3000> what?
<Pants3000> no, not "yourname"
<piroteki> lol
<Pants3000> i meant your name
***Guest53551 is now known as gymtonic
<gymtonic> woop!
<Pants3000> wow

[evilstereo]

Long IRC veteran myself, I love new members. They always do the "yourname" thing the first time. XD

[spamwichx]

<gymtonic> spaahhmee: do you ploish turds?
<spamwichx> no
<spamwichx> i watched a show last night
<spamwichx> mythbusters
<gymtonic> like, actually got
<gymtonic> some turd?
<spamwichx> and the were polishing turd
<gymtonic> and polished it?
<spamwichx> and it was shinier than polished chrome apparently.
<gymtonic> oh XDDDD
<spamwichx> they got like lion turd and polished it lulz.
* Jo_The_Door thinks this conversation has turned very random
<spamwichx> indeed it has.
<gymtonic> has indeed it
<spamwichx> has it indeed
<spamwichx> it indeed has
<gymtonic> deedin has it
<spamwichx> deedy deed deedingnessness

[Jo_The_Marten]

<boutboulman> i only have enough room in my heart for pants
<Aria> but he has enough room in his pants for everyone
<Jo_The_Door> LOL!!!
<boutboulman> HAHA

[spamwichx]

LOLOL everyone in the chat changed their name to spamwichx.

<piroteki> let's all be spamwichx
<spam1> yeah i know but i want to be spam not spam1
<pixelized> lool
<boutboulman> laugh all you like, i don't think anyone's listening
<boutboulman> type /nick spam
*** pixelized is now known as spamwichx
<spamwichx> sorry
*** boutboulman is now known as spamwichx1
<spamwichx> couldn't resist XD
<spam1> qdbing this
<spam1> hahah
*** spam1 is now known as spamwichx2
<spamwichx> lol
<spamwichx> now you're spamwichx2
<spamwichx1> spamwichx, you need to be spamwichx3
<spamwichx1> cos without the number you look out of place
<spamwichx> lol
*** spamwichx is now known as temp
<spamwichx1> ok now we all switch back to plain black writing
*** temp is now known as spamwichx3
<spamwichx1> now it's really confusing ed
<spamwichx3> lol
<spamwichx1> oh but we still have our avatars
* Aria just realized she was the only one in the room without an avatar
<spamwichx3> lol
<spamwichx2> hahaah
<spamwichx1> i went for the clown
<spamwichx2> aria
<spamwichx2> pretend to be me like everyone else
<spamwichx2> haha
<spamwichx3> i just changed mine to none
<spamwichx3> lool
<spamwichx1> at this point the qdb readers have no idea who is who
<spamwichx1> XD
<spamwichx1> i'm pants btw
<spamwichx3> just put our real names in parenthesese
*** spamwichx1 is now known as spamwichx4
*** evilstereo|still_busy is now known as spamwichy
<spamwichx4> now they are lost
<spamwichx2> hahaha
<spamwichx3> loooooooool

LOL :D guess which one is genuine?

[Pixelized]

<Jo_The_Door>I've never had fajitas, thus I do not like them.
<Pants3000> wha?
<Jo_The_Door> Though it sounds Mexican and Mexican=Spicy and I HATE spicy food.
<Pants3000> How do you know you don't like it, if you've never had one?
<Pants3000> That's
<Pants3000> That's insanity!
<Jo_The_Door> I'm just picky. :P
<Pants3000> that's...madness?
<Pants3000> that's SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
<Pants3000> *kicks Jo into the pit of death*
<Jo_The_Door> *flies out*
<Jo_The_Door> WEEEE
<Pants3000> Damn Persians.
<Pants3000> They can always fly.

[Pants3000]

Upon the request of others...

* bananaeconomics Up Periscope!
* Pants3000 yells into periscope
* Pants3000 deafens banana's ears
<Pants3000> wait.....
<Pants3000> periscopes are the hearing things that doctors use right?
<bananaeconomics> *reminds pants that you can't yell into a periscope
<bananaeconomics> nooooo
<Pants3000> no, **** that's a stethoscope
<bananaeconomics> lmao
<Pants3000> aw dammit!!!
<Pants3000> *facepalm*

[staceylala]

Upon the request of others...

* bananaeconomics Up Periscope!
* Pants3000 yells into periscope
* Pants3000 deafens banana's ears
<Pants3000> wait.....
<Pants3000> periscopes are the hearing things that doctors use right?
<bananaeconomics> *reminds pants that you can't yell into a periscope
<bananaeconomics> nooooo
<Pants3000> no, **** that's a stethoscope
<bananaeconomics> lmao
<Pants3000> aw dammit!!!
<Pants3000> *facepalm*

LOL! Yay, you know it makes sense :D

[staceylala]

Sorry to bump, but this... was in tents. lol.
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled-10.jpg

[Pixelized]

(Subject of chatroom: Dead things you've seen today)

<Jo_The_Door> I SAW MY SKIN
<Jo_The_Door> THAT'S A DEAD THING

[Pants3000]

I thought you were going to post the fights, Stacey! I sure hope somebody saved those...

[piroteki]

I thought you were going to post the fights, Stacey! I sure hope somebody saved those...
tragically the two who experienced the fights that were left were me and bout. bout got a dropped connection, and i only remembered about screen shotting it until 2 seconds after i logged out.

here's a relevant quote! (but not from tdc chat...)

me: oh crap.i closed the window.
dammit.
did you get the screens of that?
fight?
William: * piro has quit *
<b> oh bye HUN
<b> lol
euh.. no

[staceylala]

I thought you were going to post the fights, Stacey! I sure hope somebody saved those...

Sorry... *facepalm*

[spamwichx]

<spamwichx> :@
<spamwichx> Noone is on here when I'm on anymore!
<spamwichx> :|

[staceylala]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled-11.jpg

We went on to talk about the time Pants put a bee on a piece of string like a tiny Bumble Balloon.... Evil Pants, Evil.

[Pixelized]

<Pixelized> YOU CAN DO IT! GO PAAAAAAAAAAANTS!
* Pixelized waves pompoms
<Pants3000> heh, thanks my cheerleaders
<Aria> sorry, but the short skirts aren't included in this cheer package

[thehumanrobot]

quick question, where can i find the chat?i figure if im on here frekin 24/7 i might as well chat it up!

[Jo_The_Marten]

quick question, where can i find the chat?i figure if im on here frekin 24/7 i might as well chat it up!

http://www.liveharmony.org/chat.html?channel=thedaftclubchat

But you need a password to get in you gotta get from one of the mods/admins.

[thehumanrobot]

oh. is it exclusive or something? i completely understand if it is haha

[Jo_The_Marten]

Well yeah. It's to keep random people from joining, and if we had everyone giving out the password, it could get into the wrong hands (after all, anyone can read the forum, but PMs are private.)

[thehumanrobot]

ah ok ok i understand

[Pants3000]

<Pixelized> brb taking contacts out
<Pants3000> contacts ftw!
<piroteki> contacts ftl!
<Pants3000> Piro ftl!
<Pants3000> pants ftw!
<piroteki> 2 out of 3 admins agree!
<piroteki> (about contacts being ftl)
<Pants3000> and 1 out of Pants agree, that Pants is amazing
<Pants3000> *count it!
<piroteki> how much is Pants?
<Pants3000> about one frillion
<piroteki> if Pants > 1 then most think you're not that amazing
<Pants3000> wait
<Pants3000> dammit!
<Pants3000> i knew that wasn't right!
<piroteki> haha piro ftw!
* piroteki successfully applied math to daily life! :DDD

[piroteki]

<bout> my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
<Pix> lol
<bout> and they're like
<bout> it's better than pants3000's
<bout> damn right
<bout> it's better than pants3000's
<bout> i could teach him
<bout> but i don't want to
<Pix> XDDDD
*pause*
<bout> well common rap master 3000
<bout> where is yo' comeback
<Pix> lol
*pause*
<Pants> .
<Pix> ?
*pause*
<Pants> .
<Pix> ......
*pause*
<Pants> .
<Pants> .
<Pants> .
<Pants> .
<Pants> .
<Pants> .
<Pants> .
<Pants> .
<Pants> word

[boutboulman]

<Pants> word
Hahaha. It's like in that film about those rappers and their rapping when one of them beats the other guy. It's just like that.


http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled-11.jpg


Hahaha, finally one I didn't play a part in, and very amusing it is too. :music:

[digital*aria]

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/2/5/3/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_56579ff.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/2/5/3/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_56579ff.jpg&srv=img27)


yay me for not having a life!
*parties... alone*

[Pixelized]

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/2/5/3/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_56579ff.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/2/5/3/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_56579ff.jpg&srv=img27)


yay me for not having a life!
*parties... alone*

Aww poor Aria! D: I would've been there but I was sick from food poisoning. And guess what the food was? Fish sticks! D< (Those who have seen south park and know of my extreme dislike of kanye west will know what's so bad about that)

[spamwichx]

Pixelized = DaftPurnkf/Merde
Spamwichx = poo/****/pedrowinterz
Daft2008 = aimfortheguts/retniewordep/oop
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/Capture3.jpg

[staceylala]

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/2/5/3/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_56579ff.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/2/5/3/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_56579ff.jpg&srv=img27)


yay me for not having a life!
*parties... alone*

Ahahahaha!!
*comforts Aria while silently laughing*

[piroteki]

<Pants3000> so....what's new?
<Pants3000> i seem to be talking to the wall here
<Aria> youre not.
<Aria> youre just talking to the wallpaper
<Aria> its much more interesting, truthfully
<Pants3000> well the wallpaper isn't replying to me!
***piroteki is now known as the_wall
<Pants3000> *ahem*
<the_wall> hi, Pants
<Pants3000> hi the wall
<the_wall> how are you today?
<Pants3000> nice to see someone's talking to me
<Pants3000> i'm prooty good
<the_wall> that's good
<Pants3000> yourself?
<the_wall> i'm ok
<the_wall> it is a little boring being the wall and all that...
<Pants3000> i see
<Pants3000> (btw, any chance you're related to "the door"?)
<the_wall> we're really close
<Pants3000> ah
<the_wall> like brothers
<the_wall> but not actually related
<Pants3000> ...
<Pants3000> *Gender confusion*
<Aria> was just about to say...
<Pants3000> so, see any good films?
<the_wall> unfortunately, being a wall, i can't often make it to the cinema...
<Pants3000> ah
<Pants3000> whaddabout the TV in the room adjacent?
<the_wall> eh, it's alright i guess...
<Pants3000> i guess they don't always watch what you want to watch?
<the_wall> unfortunately, being a wall, i can't often voice my opinions...
<Pants3000> hmmm
<Pants3000> a thought occurs
<the_wall> oh?
<Pants3000> how are you typing if you have no appendages?
<the_wall> uhm...
<Aria> quick
<Aria> run
<Aria> he's on to you
<Pants3000> wha?
<the_wall> i'm very good friends with the ethernet jack.
<the_wall> he's doing the dictation.
<Pants3000> i see.......*looks suspiciously at you*
<evilstereo> hey doods, im going to bed early
<the_wall> or at least translating so that the computer can "type" it
<the_wall> sort of like those player pianos, you know?
<evilstereo> im tired
<Pants3000> nighty night, boyfriend
<Pants3000> ah i see
<Aria> goodnight
<evilstereo> night, sweeeeety
<the_wall> bye human
<evilstereo> lol night
<Pants3000> sweety???
<Pants3000> ummm....no
<evilstereo> XD
<Pants3000> where did that come from?
<evilstereo> you called me "boyfriend"
<evilstereo> but fine
<Pants3000> yeah....so?
<evilstereo> ya know what? this relationship isnt working out
<evilstereo> we'll talk later
<Pants3000> females call their friends "girlfriends" all the time
<Pants3000> doesn't mean they're going out
<evilstereo> pssh XD
<evilstereo> doesn't work both ways man
<Pants3000> why can't guys call their friends "boyfriend"?
<Pants3000> why not?
<evilstereo> dont fool me like that into thinking were back together
<the_wall> i've heard there's typically a space between "girl" and "friend"
<evilstereo> those were rough times
<Pants3000> there's no rason why it shouldn't be possible
<the_wall> but don't mind me, i'm just a wall...
<evilstereo>hey wall
<the_wall> yeah?
<evilstereo> just
<evilstereo> hey
<evilstereo> .
<the_wall> hey
<evilstereo> okay, bye doods
<Pants3000> bye, boyfriend
<evilstereo> ...
<the_wall> bye
<Aria> byebye

[Pants3000]

***Guest80347 has joined #thedaftclubchat
<Guest80347> wheres my name...?
<Pants3000> type /nick yournamehere
<Guest80347> hmm
*** Guest80347 is now known as KobeBryant
<KobeBryant> ahhh
*KobeBryant SCORES 2 points
*** KobeBryant is now known as Mel
<Pants3000> oh
<piroteki> lol

[staceylala]

Some of you may know about my on going battle with /me on the chat....

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled-13.jpg

[piroteki]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thebox24/tdc/ishot-200905110059571.png



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thebox24/tdc/ishot-200905110112271.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thebox24/tdc/ishot-200905110113321.png

[thehumanrobot]

Some of you may know about my on going battle with /me on the chat....

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled-13.jpg

i cant see the pic for some reason..battle??stacey lets be reasonable

aloso how do you copy part of the chat? i dont think copy/paste works

[Pixelized]

i cant see the pic for some reason..battle??stacey lets be reasonable

aloso how do you copy part of the chat? i dont think copy/paste works

Nobody can copy and paste in the chat, which is why we're taking screenshots.

[thehumanrobot]

SCREENSHOT! of course why didnt i think of that

[staceylala]

i cant see the pic for some reason..battle??stacey lets be reasonable

aloso how do you copy part of the chat? i dont think copy/paste works


Lol, /me HATES me on the chat, as do links lol.

Also, yeah for someone else quoting me except myself lmfao! ..

[thehumanrobot]

who is /me?

[staceylala]

who is /me?

It's a command on the chat.
But it never works for me lol

Its not like I'd have an arguement with anyone on here lol

[thehumanrobot]

oh haha i was like who doesnt like stacey? haha what does that command do?

[staceylala]

oh haha i was like who doesnt like stacey? haha what does that command do?

lol ^^
You type in /me is 'blah blah blah' and it comes up as "Staceylala is 'blah blah blah'.."
But it never works on my computer lol.

Except the once, which was bizzare lol.

[Pixelized]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/5773/picture1zrt.png

[piroteki]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thebox24/tdc/ishot-200905112235531.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thebox24/tdc/ishot-200905112236081.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/thebox24/tdc/ishot-200905112236271.png

[staceylala]

Lol SlowBout is sloooow :P

[spamwichx]

You know what? I reckon this thread should be sticky, as alot of people go on the chat.

[Pants3000]

<bouty> k, third video, and i ruddy love it!
<bouty> so you guys should too
<piroteki> hurray
<spammy-o> i'm sure.
<Pants3000> i will "ruddy love it"
<Pants3000> like a ruddy duck
<spammy-o> lol
<piroteki> lol
<Pants3000> http://www.westmidlandbirdclub.com/images/gallery/NuttallS/RuddyDuck200405.jpg
<Pants3000> that's me
<Aria> haha wow!

*Later later on*

<bouty> why is one of my open tabs a picture of a duck?

[Pants3000]

<Pants3000> unless he has genitals on his back
<Pants3000> *looks into that*
<lala> O.o
<Pants3000> sorry
<Pants3000> getting creepy
<Pants3000> ANYONE LIKE POTARTS!?!?!?!
<Aria> lol "potarts"
<Pants3000> dammit!
<Pants3000> even whilst smoothly changing subjects i fail to spel correctly
<Pants3000> *hides head in shame*
<Aria> ^^
<Pants3000> *spell
<Aria> yes. very smooth indeed
<lala> POPTARTS!!!
<Pants3000> *burts into tears*
<Pants3000> GAH!!! *BURSTS!
<lala> holy **** I love poptarts!

[staceylala]

****ing <3 poptarts, they don't make 'em like the used to. lol.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/0000000000000.jpg

[destroyer9887]

i know right!

[Pants3000]

<Pixelized> but I DO wanna master it
<Mel-Obviously> good do that
<Mel-Obviously> anyways shes here
<Mel-Obviously> FOOD TIME :F
<Pants> i'm taking ASL in a year or so
<Mel-Obviously> :D
<Mel-Obviously> ttttttttwhyel
*** Mel-Obviously has Quit (Connection Closed)
<Pants> haha
<Pixelized> lol
<Pixelized> nice
<Pants> and he didn't do that himself!
<Pants> i'm so QDB-ing that!

[Pants3000]

<Bouty> pants
<Pants3000> yo
<Bouty> i love you
*** evilstereo has joined #thedaftclubchat
<Pants3000> i love you too
<Pants3000> ...
<Aria> awwww
<Pants3000> oh hey evil <_<
<Bouty> haha what a legendary time to join!

[Australian]

<Australian> Who is the ChanBot?
<Australian> In the users list
<spammy> The ChanBot is my evil twin
<spammy> He doesn't like to say much
<Australian> I see...
<Australian> He is always online
<bouty> ChanBot is an idiot
<spammy> yep
<bouty> We all hate him
<spammy> He's addicted to the computer
<spammy> He's a bitch isn't he bout?
<bouty> Go away ChanBot
<bouty> No one likes you

[staceylala]

<Australian> Who is the ChanBot?
<Australian> In the users list
<spammy> The ChanBot is my evil twin
<spammy> He doesn't like to say much
<Australian> I see...
<Australian> He is always online
<bouty> ChanBot is an idiot
<spammy> yep
<bouty> We all hate him
<spammy> He's addicted to the computer
<spammy> He's a bitch isn't he bout?
<bouty> Go away ChanBot
<bouty> No one likes you

I'm fairly sure ChanBot bit me once ¬.¬

[melkoret]

No ones ever on when I am anymore :(

[Efun]

Oi, everyone, i'm up for some Daft-Chattedness. How do i find this live chat?

[spamwichx]

Oi, everyone, i'm up for some Daft-Chattedness. How do i find this live chat?

Ask one of the mods for the password to get into the chat.
http://www.liveharmony.org/chat.html?channel=thedaftclubchat

[Australian]

I wanted to quote pants3000 trying to talk to me in French but I closed the window, so I lost it....
He was making me laugh SO much, his sentences were meaningless, he was saying like "My father is a frog he is hiding behind the bin"

Pants if you read that , know that you really are funny :) :)

[thehumanrobot]

No ones ever on when I am anymore :(

ill get on when u are! when are you normally on?

[staceylala]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled-14.jpg

Lol @ eats end too lol

[staceylala]

Slight bump, but it's worth it...
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled-15.jpg

[Australian]

lmfao stacey, never heard this one before, "juicetease" XD

[Jo_The_Marten]

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq150/Jo_The_Marten/Aussiecountry.png

Silly Australians and their 1/3 Country, 1/3 Continent, and 1/3 Island chunk of land.

[Australian]

Lol !!!!!!

[Australian]

Auz : Oh come on, there's no one here?
Auz : hum hum ....
Auz : Toum toum to to toum
Auz : (audience during Alive 2007): yea!
Auz : Toum toum to to toum
Auz : yea!
Auz : Toum toum to touloulouloutoum ta ta toum toum to
Auz : Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom
Auz : Woaaaaa, woaaa woaaa woaaaa woooaaaaaaa
Auz : Woaaaaa , woa woa woaaaaa, woa woa
Auz : (voice getting louder) Come on, Da Funk, back to the punk, come on Da Funk, back to the punk, come on, Da Funk, back to the punk
Auz : To to to to ta ta ta ta tzii tzii tzii tzii toulou toulou
Auz : To to tolou ta toulou tziii tolou too...
Auz : (in the same time) Woaaaa, wooaa woaa woa woaaaaaa, woaaa woa woa woaaaaa, woaaa woaa!

*Auz sings the musical of Da Funk, Alive 2007 version.



Well, if you don't agree with some sounds, please let me know ! (biglol)

[evilstereo]

What gives? No one comes on chat anymore. D:

[spamwichx]

What gives? No one comes on chat anymore. D:

Yeah, what gives?! I'm on it and nobody is on! I wait for ages and noone comes on :(
*Shakes fist

[piroteki]

What gives? No one comes on chat anymore. D:
inr! i haven't been waiting around or anything, but i have been checking in periodically. seems like no one's ever there since i've gotten back!

[Pants3000]

I've been gone for a while, and will be gone for a while longer. I'll make a mental note to try and get on whenever I can.

[Australian]

I'm on everyday at 9~10 a.m. (australian time), waiting for people...

[CJVercetti]

Where is this chat I hear so much about

[spamwichx]

http://www.liveharmony.org/chat.html?channel=thedaftclubchat
Ask mods for password.

[M3311]

Le chatroom ne fonctionne pas!

[CJVercetti]

Evil can you PM me the passworld PL0X?

or any mods who are on now?

[Pants3000]

PM the mods for it, it's easier to contact them that way. Either way, you have it now. Hooray.

[CJVercetti]

PM the mods for it, it's easier to contact them that way. Either way, you have it now. Hooray.

I... don't have it?

[Pants3000]

Oh, quick reply. Well, now you do.

[CJVercetti]

Oh, quick reply. Well, now you do.

Thanks babe

[Juniper]

Here's the conversation I had on the daft chat a couple of nights ago -

Juniper - Is there anybody here?
Juniper - I guess I'm alone AGAIN
Juniper - meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Brother - JENNY? ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF ON A CHAT ROOM?

Juniper - marf. my brother just made for of me for talking to myself
Juniper - lalalalalalala

Brother - "sigh". why ARE YOU SO NUTS? STOP IT

[piroteki]

Le chatroom ne fonctionne pas!
vraiment?

it's been working every time i've been around recently. what is your issue with it?

[staceylala]

Thanks babe

Lol, I literally did LOL right then.

[spamwichx]

Lol, I literally did LOL right then.

I did aswell.
The probably scared the Pants off on him

(Lol, gotta love Pants jokes)

[Pants3000]

Alas, my pants were not scared off. And the pants jokes should be getting old by now, no?

[spamwichx]

Alas, my pants were not scared off. And the pants jokes should be getting old by now, no?

Lol sorry :B
Won't do it again.

[evilstereo]

Geez, man, keep your pants on.


LOLOLOLOLOL

[NiteShade]

http://www.zshare.net/image/62328176cd4d8c6b/ see the humor here

[JPML014]

rsacks = WIN.

LMAO.

[piroteki]

* PiROTEKi DECLARES A TEA PARTY!
<DoctorShades> brb
* DoctorShades is going to be away from the channel.
<ARiA> hahaha
<PiROTEKi> hahahlol, someone doesn't like tea parties... :[

[Australian]

HAhahaha !

[digital*aria]

can you guess who is the original?

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/2/7/13/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_c4bc955.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/)


http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/2/7/13/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_ba02a83.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/)
http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/2/7/13/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_389cd63.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/)

[spamwichx]

can you guess who is the original?

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/2/7/13/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_c4bc955.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/)


http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/2/7/13/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_ba02a83.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/)
http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/2/7/13/kyla_elle/f_Snapshot200m_389cd63.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/)

LMFAO.
Golden :D

[lozluvsdaftpunk]

LMFAO.
Golden :D

Haha, Yeah.

Best. Chat. Ever.

[Pants3000]

Who dares impersonate me without written consent???

I smell a lawsuit...

[gymtonic]

lolz, daft punk have the lolz.

http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/e3bac9f7-2699-4cd8-a244-4ee9d3adf5c7/lolguymanthomasbutguymanismine.png

EDIT: HIGHLIFE SAMPLE FOUND.

http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/45b63dd1-58ac-47b1-95cd-6dbeb91ecf65/OMFG_HIGHLIFE_SAMPLE_FOND.png

[staceylala]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled-18.jpg

**** we had fun today lol

[Australian]

<Stacey> hmmm, Evil is a woman for sure
<Auzzie> no
<banana> Evil is totally a woman
<Auzzie> no lol !
<Auzzie> I tought that as well
<Auzzie> but....no
<Stacey> yes, he IS a woman
Guest902998: :3
<Spam> lol?
<banana> YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DEFEND YOURSELF EVIL !
<banana> SPEAK UP
**Guest90298 is now known as NOTWOMAN
**NOTWOMAN is now known as Evilstereo
<Stacey> lmao
<banana> Lmfao
<Auzzie> lol, told you so

[staceylala]

<Stacey> hmmm, Evil is a woman for sure
<Auzzie> no
<banana> Evil is totally a woman
<Auzzie> no lol !
<Auzzie> I tought that as well
<Auzzie> but....no
<Stacey> yes, he IS a woman
Guest902998: :3
<Spam> lol?
<banana> YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DEFEND YOURSELF EVIL !
<banana> SPEAK UP
**Guest90298 is now known as NOTWOMAN
**NOTWOMAN is now known as Evilstereo
<Stacey> lmao
<banana> Lmfao
<Auzzie> lol, told you so

He is a Wombman though. He told me.

To everyone who didn't go on the chat tonight... YOU MISSED THE BEST CHAT EVER.

[evilstereo]

It was a good chat.

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/33576ariagotit.jpg
I failed.


EDIT: Failing continues. I give up.
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/37977guest.jpg

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/15867goddammit.jpg

[spamwichx]

It was a good chat.

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/33576ariagotit.jpg
I failed.


EDIT: Failing continues. I give up.
http://www.vulomedia.com/images/37977guest.jpg

http://www.vulomedia.com/images/15867goddammit.jpg

Lmfao. :DDDD
I win :D
Nah, I'm sure you don't faill.
You don't fail at making music ^__^

[digital*aria]

but i still expect that thousand bucks.

[spamwichx]

but i still expect that thousand bucks.

When he's super famous he might give it to you lmfao.

[digital*aria]

When he's super famous he might give it to you lmfao.

well if that happens those bills better be stapled to a couple of free VIP backstage passes...

[spamwichx]

Heheh :B
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/Capturehigyl8ytg.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/Capturersheryeruetuue.jpg

[Australian]

I reckon it was a damn good chat, last night...
It was a long time since I haven't laughed like I did.

[staceylala]

Its a long tiem since so many people were in the chat lol.

[Australian]

We were like, ten or more

[spamwichx]

Bloody great though!
Lets try and do that today :)

[evilstereo]

Stronget....
Stronget....




Stronget...

[spamwichx]

Lol,
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/jlghuig.jpg

[gymtonic]

Lol,
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/jlghuig.jpg
*teehee*, there was another between kav + surkin somewhere XSD

[staceylala]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/a.jpg
Totally happened lol

[Australian]

Alive gave us a hard times on the last chat !

[staceylala]

It's kinda long, but worth it.
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled10.jpg

[Aimforthehead]

Lol stacey. :P
This isn't much, but it made me lol for some reason.
http://i29.tinypic.com/x6fuiw.gif

[staceylala]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled11.jpg

[spamwichx]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled11.jpg

Hahaha, Candlejack is so awe..

[staceylala]

Hahaha, Candlejack is so awe..

I have a funny story about that, me and some chums were talking about candlejack the other day and

[M3311]

I'm on the chat now and I'm so BORED...... and lonely. :P

[Efun]

What is the password? I have forgotten it >.<

[staceylala]

What is the password? I have forgotten it >.<

You'll have to ask a mod/admin, I don't thing us members have the authority to give it out? lol

[gymtonic]

http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/817526ca-9119-403d-9657-382bf0482ae5/DAFTPUNKCHAT1.png
http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/c0eab251-c9f8-47d7-948c-e920350635a9/DAFTPUNKCHAT2.png
http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/482a610f-59c4-4a30-952c-8a894dbc9292/DAFTPUNKCHAT3.png
http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/fc17a45d-23ee-4e95-ad4e-fd3f959fc26b/DAFTPUNKCHAT4.png
http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/e5d1fcb5-fa49-4cf4-a7ec-6bdfb24ca561/DAFTPUNKCHAT6.png

[M3311]

http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/817526ca-9119-403d-9657-382bf0482ae5/DAFTPUNKCHAT1.png
http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/c0eab251-c9f8-47d7-948c-e920350635a9/DAFTPUNKCHAT2.png
http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/482a610f-59c4-4a30-952c-8a894dbc9292/DAFTPUNKCHAT3.png
http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/fc17a45d-23ee-4e95-ad4e-fd3f959fc26b/DAFTPUNKCHAT4.png
http://content.screencast.com/users/gymtonic/folders/Jing/media/e5d1fcb5-fa49-4cf4-a7ec-6bdfb24ca561/DAFTPUNKCHAT6.png

Oh,. God, that was fun. :D

[windwaker1994]

wait, there's a chat room on this site..?

[R0B0T]

wait, there's a chat room on this site..?

Yes, here (http://www.liveharmony.org/chat.html?channel=thedaftclubchat). You need a password to log in but you can get it by PMing one of the mods.

[evilstereo]

http://i28.tinypic.com/o042g8.jpg

I lolled.

[R0B0T]

http://i28.tinypic.com/o042g8.jpg

I lolled.

Wow, I lol'd hard.

[spamwichx]

Bahhahaha,
The people on the chat yesterday would laugh their heads off at this.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/y.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/z.jpg
I was a really nong because I stuffed up.
NONG.

[staceylala]

Nong!!

Lol I love nong

[spamwichx]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/Capture-7.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/Capture3-1.jpg
Just a little snippet of a huge sound flood :P

[staceylala]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/sedfpweaflj.jpg

For the record... I'm not in love with Joel, No matter what Spam, Gym, Evil or M3311 say...

[spamwichx]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/sedfpweaflj.jpg

For the record... I'm not in love with Joel, No matter what Spam, Gym, Evil or M3311 say...

I smell a lie!

[digital*aria]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/sedfpweaflj.jpg

how come i never thought of that?!

[Pants3000]

It appears that Lady Gaga's innuendo is deeper than we have all come to take it for.

[windwaker1994]

It appears that Lady Gaga's innuendo is deeper than we have all come to take it for.

it's Mr. GaGa now.

[Pants3000]

I heard. Pants' theory: Publicity stunt

[windwaker1994]

i'm going along with it just so i can tell everyone "HA! I TOLD YOU SO!"

[staceylala]

how come i never thought of that?!

Apparently no one else did.

[Pixelized]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5105/frenchhoes.png
Note: This post is the first I've made after my huge hiatus that I didn't want to make that I had to make because my laptop broke. So YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[digital*aria]

http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/8/21/kyla_elle/f_u1wtim_0e93bdf.jpg (http://imagefra.me/)

[staceylala]

lol!!! I FAIL! :D

[spamwichx]

Stacey is my hero.
LOL

[gymtonic]

me and spam SOMEHOW got onto the subject of smelling turds...


http://i26.tinypic.com/17qmvc.jpg

[spamwichx]

LOL turds.
Lovely topic yes?

[gymtonic]

yeah man.

also, now it's on the internet permanently, everyone now knows you like the smell of ****.

[staceylala]

Oh god, I saw this on twitter... WTF!? lol

[spamwichx]

yeah man.

also, now it's on the internet permanently, everyone now knows you like the smell of ****.

I was typing that in a sarcastic tone.
Oh! That's right, text can't really express very well!
Damnit!
Oh well, I guess I sniff turd then.
Lol.
(I don't sniff turd!)

Wait.. You put this on twitter?!
*glares.

[spamwichx]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/Capture-12.jpg

[staceylala]

C'mon... Lets go and get your Marbles

[R0B0T]

http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af11/zackuuun/tdcchat.jpg

[staceylala]

****ING EPIC! lol

[CJVercetti]

if you were in there you'd know :(

[staceylala]

sorry CJ I was busy drinking lol

[CJVercetti]

sorry CJ I was busy drinking lol

without me? :(

[staceylala]

Sorry babe D:
Next time, I'll invite you.
I wasn't planning to drinkm but I went to my sisters for a comedy show and there was wine, then we run out and went to get rum lol

[staceylala]

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn213/staceylala/Untitled12.jpg

[spamwichx]

ROFLLL

Still, que non!

[staceylala]

lmfao
I told my mum those jokes. She lol'd. She's a bad person too lol.

[spamwichx]

I'm sure everyone's bad in their own way. :P
Is anyone on the chat today?

[staceylala]

Don't think so ??

[CJVercetti]

does anyone even go in the chat anymore? I log in a few times a day and no ones ever in there :(

[spamwichx]

Because noone else does :|
How about this, we all liek come on the chat on a saturday and makes some cool QDBs.

DANGER TEAM TIEM!

GTFOOOOO.

[SeizureFox51]

lol this thread is F***ING EPIC!!!

I have noooo idea what is going on but it is fun lulz

[piroteki]

i'm always on during William's showtime on Mondays (22:00-0:00 GMT/6:00-8:00 EST). the week before last i caught Pants, and this week amq stopped by for a bit. i think over the weekend i let myself sit idly in there for several hours and nothing happened...

[digital*aria]

i would love to go on the chat more, but i feel like i can talk to everyone on msn so why bother?

although i guess the chats bring everyone together at the same time when that happens, so its better. its just the matter of finding that right time.


edit: PANTS!!! WTF?! WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR BREAKUP WITH EVIL?! THAT WAS EPIC! OMG... *stomps off in rage*

[piroteki]

edit: Pants!!! Wtf?! Why did you delete your breakup with evil?! That was epic! Omg... *stomps off in rage*
wait whatttt??!!!!

[M3311]

edit: PANTS!!! WTF?! WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR BREAKUP WITH EVIL?! THAT WAS EPIC! OMG... *stomps off in rage*

<Gasp>!

<Message too fudging short>.

[Pants3000]

To Spam...Saturday is Halloween.

To others, I felt it was unnecessary.

[spamwichx]

My Saturday is your Friday, Pants.

[evilstereo]

I have no arguments as to this deletion. ;D

[spamwichx]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/Capture-16.jpg
..
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/CaptureRR54W6U5.jpg
..
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/DDSAGFSDDGSDGDG.jpg
..
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/FYHEDESHDRH.jpg

[Australian]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/DDSAGFSDDGSDGDG.jpg
..
that's strange, he misundertood what you meant lol
but who was p?

[Aimforthehead]

that's strange, he misundertood what you meant lol
but who was p?
piroteki :happy:

(of course, I wasn't there, unfortunately. But it's def piro.)

[staceylala]

Well guys... We got our chat back *High Five*
Makes this thread a lot easier because we can now copy n paste :D

[staceylala] 9:00 pm: you should get an ipad... I here they're pertty cool, they play music and doesn't afraid of anything
[Pixelized] 9:00 pm: AWW
[Pixelized] 9:01 pm: lol
[piroteki] 9:01 pm: lol
[Pixelized] 9:01 pm: no i have the ipad nano
[Pixelized] 9:01 pm: it comes with a PHONE

[piroteki]

[Pants3000] 5:50 pm: so i split a seam in my new balls already

[Pants3000]

That's it? More!

[staceylala]

[staceylala] 11:05 pm: i WASN'T THERE FOR THE BALL SPLITTING

[Pants3000]

Against the rules to quote yourself.

[staceylala]

Whats done is done my friend lol

[spamwichx]

@Pants, you quoted yourself on page 1-2. Lol

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w106/x-sam-s2/Capture-19.jpg

I'm so insanely cool that I talk to myself all the time. Chyeah!

[EarlGrey]

ANYONE ONLINe COME TO CHAT!!!!

[EarlGrey]

[Daniel5555] 7:33 pm: damn thats why i hate laptops
[windwaker1994] 7:33 pm: what happened?
[Daniel5555] 7:34 pm: they get amazingly hot in no time
[EarlGrey] 7:34 pm: icepak?
[Daniel5555] 7:34 pm: lol
[windwaker1994] 7:34 pm: mine gets hot when i try to run 3D rendering programs
[EarlGrey] 7:35 pm: lol, i have a desktop
[EarlGrey] 7:35 pm: but i also have a space heater, does that count?

[piroteki]

spamwichx eats hairy balls

lol. don't ask me to QDB things, i'll pick the worst line and only the worst line. hahahah

[spamwichx]

spamwichx eats hairy balls

lol. don't ask me to QDB things, i'll pick the worst line and only the worst line. hahahah

BAHAHHAHA You know it ;)


[EarlGrey] 2:43 pm: yo pix, imma let you finish, but sam is the most awesamist person of all time!!!!, OF AL TIME!!!!!!

:D

[staceylala]

[windwaker1994] 4:06 am: *feeds Earl a grenade
[EarlGrey] 4:06 am: i can live with that stace
[staceylala] 4:06 am: EARL DONT EAT THAT!
[EarlGrey] 4:06 am: KABLOOSH!!!!!
[staceylala] 4:06 am: damn ...

[piroteki]

[windwaker1994] 4:06 am: *feeds Earl a grenade
[EarlGrey] 4:06 am: i can live with that stace
[staceylala] 4:06 am: EARL DONT EAT THAT!
[EarlGrey] 4:06 am: KABLOOSH!!!!!
[staceylala] 4:06 am: damn ...

wow. somehow i totally missed the grenade part!

i was kinda confused about how all of the sudden, Earl's head exploded...

[axelF]

I got it all on tape


http://www.gifninja.com/Workspace/d9939238-a225-4340-a15b-8e3533bcfedc/output.gif

[EarlGrey]

[piroteki] 6:03 pm: well we live near each other
[piroteki] 6:03 pm: but other parts of my state also got snow
[EarlGrey] 6:03 pm: my cuz got 21'
[spamwichx] 6:03 pm: lately, it's just been raining around brisbane and sydney. flash flooding!
[Pants3000] 6:04 pm: spam
[Pants3000] 6:04 pm: tell her i say "three feet"
[EarlGrey] 6:04 pm: of snow, get your mind outta the gutter
[spamwichx] 6:04 pm: got it pants
[Pants3000] 6:04 pm: woot
[piroteki] 6:04 pm: lol@Earl
[spamwichx] 6:04 pm: earl, you get your mind outta the gutter
[spamwichx] 6:04 pm: lol
[EarlGrey] 6:05 pm: lol

[spamwichx]

[spamwichx] 10:29 am: ILY REALLY, DON'T HURT ME CANADIANS ARE SCARY
[Pants3000] 10:29 am: you...do?
[spamwichx] 10:29 am: OH YES
[Pants3000] 10:29 am: let us wed
[spamwichx] 10:30 am: SURE!
[Pants3000] 10:30 am: hah, no
[Pants3000] 10:30 am: jokes
[piroteki] 10:30 am: are you sure evil would be ok with that, Pants?
[spamwichx] 10:30 am: :'(
[Pants3000] 10:30 am: screw that guy


I shall now become depressed and become a old cat lady.

[staceylala]

[piroteki] 1:31 am: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
...You: i just talked to a dinosaur, can you top that?
...Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[piroteki] 1:31 am: lol


P... Natural Troll ;)

[spamwichx]

[piroteki] 12:34 pm: d00d i think i hooked a franchie?
[piroteki] 12:34 pm: oh it's just a french canadian...
[piroteki] 12:35 pm: thow it back in the water...
[staceylala] 12:35 pm: lmfao P... French canadian aren't people
[staceylala] 12:35 pm: :P
[staceylala] 12:35 pm: lol

[staceylala]

Ha ha... The French Canadians are gonna kill me

[Pants3000]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where u from
You: uterus
Stranger: wheres dat at
You: sweden
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hate quoting myself, but this has to be one of the most hilarious conversations I've had.

[staceylala]

[The Daft Club Chat Room]: Pants3000 has entered at 1:55 am
[staceylala] 1:55 am: LOL SCREAN!
[staceylala] 1:55 am: OMG PANTS! oh hai
[piroteki] 1:55 am: oh hi pants
[windwaker1994] 1:55 am: i freaked when someone posted the gif of the pig getting it's head cut off.
[Pants3000] 1:55 am: asl?
[windwaker1994] 1:55 am: i went all D:
[spamwichx] 1:55 am: PANTSYCAKES
[piroteki] 1:55 am: i finally ended the convo with my dino gf, if you were there for that
[EarlGrey] 1:56 am: hai pants
[Pants3000] 1:56 am: asl???
[windwaker1994] 1:56 am: hi pants!
[spamwichx] 1:56 am: @ARIA, PURPLE OF COURSE
[staceylala] 1:56 am: over 9000, male, the core of the earth, you?
[spamwichx] 1:56 am: ASL?
Pants3000 has disconnected

[destroyer9887]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: RAWR
You: hi
You: o no a dinosaur!
Stranger: RAWRAWRAWR *stomps about*
You: *runs for life*
You: noooooo dont eat my face
Stranger: RAWRRR (Don't worry, I'm not a sharptoot)
Stranger: Sharptooth*
You: are you still goig to eat me?
Stranger: I can't if I'm not a sharptooth, have you SEEN The Land Before Time?!
You: yes
Stranger: Well who eat people?
Stranger: Sharptooths.
You: yes
Stranger: Which I am not.
You: yay
You: are you a frienly dinosaur?
Stranger: Yes, I'm like Ducky. Yep, yep yep!
You: haha
You: i wouldnt have wanted to run into a t-rex
You: o no! theres one now!
You: *runs for life*
Stranger: SHARPTOOTH!!! *run run run!*
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
You: *face gets eatin by t-rex*
Stranger: *cries*
You: *dies*
Stranger: Well this is awkward now. I'm talking to a corpse
You: *dead*
You: *reincarnated*
You: yay ive been reicarnated!
Stranger: Into what animal/what class of human?
You: hmmm lets see
You: im a tiger (dont worry im a nice tiger
You: )
You: roar
Stranger: LIKE IN ALADDIN?! Rajah!
You: yes
Stranger: Score.
You: i know right
Stranger: I wish I were a tiger
Stranger: but i'm a ginger so it's close enough
You: haha and it is pretty fun
Stranger: ...and also a dinosaur
You: dinosaurs are awesome!

this was epic :D

[staceylala]

[staceylala] 2:58 am: Lol my ex just asked me why I'm dating someone in Canada and I said "Because he's more loving than you even though theres an ocean in the way"
[EarlGrey] 2:58 am: all the ladies are his hand
[piroteki] 2:58 am: lol
[piroteki] 2:58 am: you should also say something about him being much thinner
[EarlGrey] 2:58 am: buuuuurrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnn
[Pants3000] 2:58 am: that's right, stacey got a taste of some real canadian bacon
[piroteki] 2:58 am: so hawt
[Pants3000] 2:58 am: rawr
[EarlGrey] 2:58 am: lol
[staceylala] 2:58 am: RAWR


Also this
[staceylala] 3:34 am: I got a regret right now, the air is so cold and numb /singing
[The Daft Club Chat Room]: EarlGrey has left at 3:34 am
[staceylala] 3:34 am: oh dear... Bad singing? :\
[The Daft Club Chat Room]: windwaker1994 has left at 3:34 am
[staceylala] 3:35 am: OMG D:

Also Also, Pants new sig rulez

[Aimforthehead]

Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: WHY?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[windwaker1994]

i lol'd like holy hell.

EDIT: also, i got banned! XD

[staceylala]

[EarlGrey] 11:42 pm: destroyer, you need a shorter nickname
[staceylala] 11:42 pm: DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU!



Also
[Pants3000] 12:02 am: i hide in caves, not trees
[Pants3000] 12:02 am: maybe you should pay more attention to your Canadian bacon
[EarlGrey] 12:02 am: maybe you should stop making your clothes out of hemp
[staceylala] 12:02 am: Sorry babe
[staceylala] 12:02 am: lol
[Pants3000] 12:03 am: jeez
[Pants3000] 12:03 am: be all up in my grill

[destroyer9887]

apparently now im desu

[staceylala]

apparently now im desu

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU


Have fun with your new nickname :D

[CJVercetti]

so did anyone save that convo from last night lol

[Pants3000]

Ah, shift, I knew I forgot something.

[CJVercetti]

ah man, it was so epic D:

[windwaker1994]

so did anyone save that convo from last night lol

i figured someone else had it covered. :(

[digital*aria]

for those of you who are not aware or were not present during the conversation last night in the chat, it was pretty epic, but to give you an idea of what was discussed.... CJ said stuff. thats all you need to know.

[spamwichx]

Oh lord. Not one of those again. LOL

[Pants3000]

No shift, Omegle Conversations posted one of mine (http://www.omegleconversations.com/looking-for-older-gay-daddy-type.html)!

P.S. Real name = not really Jeremy...

[spamwichx]

Mang, I failed hard.

▲ says:
but i got pissed off they had to have an ad break through it and missed a bit and i'm like GARH
*lol
*Aria says:
*haha aww
*yeah see the problem that we have, is that its all live here too, but it goes until like midnight because we're 3 hours ahead of vancouver
▲ says:
*i thought you guys were like the same time
*Aria says:
*pshh no
*3 hours difference
*they're all the way across the continent from me
▲ says:
*ohhh lol
*stupid gay news is on
*get off news
*i don't care about you
*Aria says:
*haha
▲ says:
*and omg
*alan braxe and fred falke - intro came on
*during it and i like spazzed lol
*Aria says:
*woo!
*oh. and here ya go: http://img38.imagefra.me/img/img38/2/2/14/kyla_elle/f_wa91xs9if5cm_3b6069b.jpg
▲ says:
*ahahaha what?
*i thought it was on your side
*****
*lol
*Aria says:
*nope
▲ says:
*i fail
*Aria says:
*hahaa
*well now ya know
▲ says:
*haha
*see didn't learn much in geography
*Aria says:
*all the people in toronto like juni and those guys live southeast of the E in big distance. and pants lives near the A in canada
▲ says:
*there's two a's in canada kiddo
*Aria says:
*there's three, actually
▲ says:
*ahahah ****
*lol
*FAIL AGAIN
*Aria says:
*XDDD

[M3311]

[spamwichx] 10:29 am: ILY REALLY, DON'T HURT ME CANADIANS ARE SCARY
[Pants3000] 10:29 am: you...do?
[spamwichx] 10:29 am: OH YES
[Pants3000] 10:29 am: let us wed
[spamwichx] 10:30 am: SURE!
[Pants3000] 10:30 am: hah, no
[Pants3000] 10:30 am: jokes
[piroteki] 10:30 am: are you sure evil would be ok with that, Pants?
[spamwichx] 10:30 am: :'(
[Pants3000] 10:30 am: screw that guy


I shall now become depressed and become a old cat lady.


[piroteki] 12:34 pm: d00d i think i hooked a franchie?
[piroteki] 12:34 pm: oh it's just a french canadian...
[piroteki] 12:35 pm: thow it back in the water...
[staceylala] 12:35 pm: lmfao P... French canadian aren't people
[staceylala] 12:35 pm: :P
[staceylala] 12:35 pm: lol


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where u from
You: uterus
Stranger: wheres dat at
You: sweden
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hate quoting myself, but this has to be one of the most hilarious conversations I've had.


[The Daft Club Chat Room]: Pants3000 has entered at 1:55 am
[staceylala] 1:55 am: LOL SCREAN!
[staceylala] 1:55 am: OMG PANTS! oh hai
[piroteki] 1:55 am: oh hi pants
[windwaker1994] 1:55 am: i freaked when someone posted the gif of the pig getting it's head cut off.
[Pants3000] 1:55 am: asl?
[windwaker1994] 1:55 am: i went all D:
[spamwichx] 1:55 am: PANTSYCAKES
[piroteki] 1:55 am: i finally ended the convo with my dino gf, if you were there for that
[EarlGrey] 1:56 am: hai pants
[Pants3000] 1:56 am: asl???
[windwaker1994] 1:56 am: hi pants!
[spamwichx] 1:56 am: @ARIA, PURPLE OF COURSE
[staceylala] 1:56 am: over 9000, male, the core of the earth, you?
[spamwichx] 1:56 am: ASL?
Pants3000 has disconnected

I laughed so much my heart stopped for a minute.

[piroteki]

[CJVercetti] 3:15 am: anyway yeah I'm white
[CJVercetti] 3:16 am: BUT I have an honorary black card
[CJVercetti] 3:16 am: so I'm allowed to say "n****", listen to rape music, and love booty
[CJVercetti] 3:16 am: WTF RAPE MUSIC??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

[CJVercetti]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: female?
You: yeah
You: asl?
Stranger: how old?
You: u frst lol
Stranger: im 16 years old
Stranger: male
You: I'm 12, female obv lolol
Stranger: so young
You: u wanna c sum nudz?
Stranger: sure :)
You: THIS IS THE FBI, WE HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS. A LOCAL AGENT IS EN ROUTE TO YOUR HOUSE AS WE SPEAK. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DESTROY THE EVIDENCE, EVERYTHING IS ALREADY DUMPED ONTO OUR SERVER.
You: ANY QUESTIONS CAN BE DIRECTED TO THE MAN WHO WILL BE KICKING DOWN YOUR DOOR IN 5 MINUTES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.