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    Why is Thomas' mouth always open?
    Because hes staring at Guy-Man's butt.
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    Though it's less of a joke and more of a fact.

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    oh gawd, you all have to stop making me lol.
    I have an un-lol-worthy joke
    Why did Daft cross the road
    TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE










    is it weired if i lol at my own, crappy joke?

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    why did daft punk cross the playground?
    to get to the other slide... now thats bad lol


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    why thomas is chatty
    cos he had a short circuit

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    How come Daft Punk dont light their helmets anymore?
    They had a short circuit.
    DAMN IT! That is such a good idea!

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    Why did Daft Punk make a pyramid?
    Because they're actually Egyptian!

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    Why did Daft Punk name their song Short Circuit?
    So you could all use it as slapdash joke material.
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    They have Skrillex chained up in their basement and they just cut body parts off and fry them up every morning. It's not cannibalism because they're robots.

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    WHAT'S DAFT PUNK'S FAVOURITE CHANNEL ON TV?

    DISCOVERY*

    *NOT REALLY, IT IS OF COURSE CBEEBIES, AND UK LIVING.

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    Q: WHERE DOES THOMAF BUY HIS GOLD SUITS?

    A: AT THE TOILET...STORE?

    "So much people of you."

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    Why does Guy-Manuel wear a helmet?

    Because his hair wasn't enough, he wanted his whole head to shine!
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