DAFT PUNK JOKES!

[B.E.A.S.M]

Why did Daft Punk cross the road?

Because Kanye West started chasing them in a style reminiscent of Terminator 2 and pleading for samples.

[melkoret]

Why did Mel really come to thedaftclub.com in the first place?

Because he has a secret fetish for robots!!

[Peyton]

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Why did Mel really come to thedaftclub.com in the first place?

Because he has a secret fetish for robots!!
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yeah his is definitely voted most creepy.
1Daft punk finally got involved face to face.

2Where does daft punk tour?
AROUND THE WORLD

3What did Thomas say to guy in a digital love chat room?
I might not be the right one, It might not be the right time, But there's something about us I've got to do, Some kind of secret I will share with you

4Why does television rule the nation?
Because of the discovery channel :P

[Turb0]

Why do they wear helmets anyway?
To see in Night Vision.

Why did they cut the last track on Discovery to 10 minutes?
Because it was Too Long.

[evilstereo]

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Why did they cut the last track on Discovery to 10 minutes?
Because it was Too Long.
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Pssh haha

[Kirbyop]

Guy-Man and Thomas were camping once. Thomas suddenly woke up and looked at his watch. it's 3:27 a.m. He wakes up Guy-Man and says "Hay, Guyf, do you see those stars?". Guy-Man simple replied with a yes. "What do you think the stars are telling you?" Thomas asks. "I don't know...maybe it's telling us... we should make a new song?" Guy-Man replies. "no idiot, it's telling us that someone stole our [censored] tent!"

Later that camping day, Guy-Man was attacked by a bear. Thomas calls 911. "Hello, operator? I think my friend is dead!". The operator asks him a few question, like where they are, etc. "Okay, first you have to make sure he is really dead," says the operator. The operator hears the phone drop, and then a gun shot. Thomas picks up the phone and says "Okay, now what?"

(All these jokes were made up by my friend, but I changed them so they include DP)

[Efun]

LOL THOSE LAST 2 WERE WELL FUNNY!

SIGH...
Why did guy-man get covered in cuts and bruises?
Because he went rolling and scratching down the hill!


Ugh. not even funny. IMO. (?)

[gymtonic]

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LOL THOSE LAST 2 WERE WELL FUNNY!

SIGH...
Why did guy-man get covered in cuts and bruises?
Because he went rolling and scratching down the hill!


Ugh. not even funny. IMO. (?)
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I actually found that quite the funny XD

[Vamid]

What automobile does Daft Punk drive?
A Voyager.

Why couldn't Daft Punk perform at their concert?
They had to do their Homework.

This is the home of the cheesiest jokes on Earth.

[gdlneo]

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(All these jokes were made up by my friend, but I changed them so they include DP)

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Erm... Ther is a mistake in your adaptation.. they cna't call the 911 because they could be located, they call teh 909 Emergeny 4 Robots!!!

(AKA Help desk haha)