The QDB Thread (WARNING:LANGUAGE?)

[Pants3000]

WARNING: SOME POSTS MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE, AND / OR OTHER MATERIAL THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

So I've been on the chat here quite a few times as of recently, and I realize some funny stuff is posted there. But nobody ever sees it, as it is lost as soon as the chat is closed. So I've decided to make a QDB (Quotes Database) thread where members can post funny quotes and conversations from the chat here. Starting with one a stupid cos I couldn't find any good ones tonite :

[Rollay] 10:45 pm: I think I'm about to cough up a lung here, folks. Lol.
[evilstereo] 10:45 pm: dibs
[evilstereo] 10:45 pm: on the lung
[evilstereo] 10:45 pm: they have great resale value
[Pants3000] 10:45 pm: what does evil stereo want with a lung?
[evilstereo] 10:46 pm: sell it
[Jo_The_Marten] 10:48 pm: Rollay, if you cough up a lung, you'll officially be a snake


Post, my younglings!!!

[Jo_The_Marten]

[Jo_The_Marten] 11:49 pm: Snake: SON, DON'T WASTE YOUR LIFE. YOU ONLY GET ONE. ALSO DON'T SMOKE, YOU ONLY GET ONE LUNG.
[Rollay] 11:50 pm: Don't waste your life! You only get one! Or depending on your religious affiliation... several!
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:50 pm: JSGHDJGDJ!!
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:50 pm: XDDDDDDD
[Aimforthehead] 11:50 pm: LOL


Though I feel kinda weird posting it since he was quoting a Team Fortress 2 character. So it's like I'm quoting a quote.

[Pants3000]

Nice...well, it was in the chat, so I think we're good.

[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: Say
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: whatever happened to Cartman?
[Rollay] 11:11 pm: Hmm..
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: You know who I mean, right?
[Rollay] 11:11 pm: Kristen?
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: No
[Rollay] 11:11 pm: Cody?
[Pants3000] 11:11 pm: Eric?
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:11 pm: That fat kid who we said acted a lot like Cartman
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: and who is Eric?
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: Oh
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: Wait
[Rollay] 11:12 pm: LOL.
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: Lol no no not that one
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: XDD
[Jo_The_Marten] 11:12 pm: Sorry
[Pants3000] 11:12 pm: hah, *facepalm

[Champiness]

Transcribed from the records of a currently-going-on chat:

[rosen221095] 6:40 pm: Who thinks daft will do sumthing this month
[amq] 6:40 pm: not me
[rosen221095] 6:40 pm: september?
[amq] 6:40 pm: perhaps
[amq] 6:40 pm: its more likely now
[rosen221095] 6:40 pm: do you like jean-michel jarre?
[amq] 6:41 pm: heard of, never heard him
[rosen221095] 6:41 pm: oxygene wring any bells?
[evilstereo] 6:41 pm: sings Earth Wind and Fire - September
[evilstereo] 6:41 pm: AHHH-EE-AHHH SOMETHING SOMETHING SEPTEMBAAA
[digital*aria] 6:41 pm: good song
[evilstereo] 6:41 pm: yep

[Pants3000]

[Pants edit]

[evilstereo]

...

I believe that was a private moment between an oyster and his ex.

But, whatever...

[digital*aria]

[quote1237698248=evilstereo]
...

I believe that was a private moment between an oyster and his ex.

But, whatever...
[/quote1237698248]

you're just jealous cause he dumped you for me. *hmmph!*

[staceylala]

Aw gee, and you made such a cute couple

[Pants3000]

Haha, thanks. But I just couldn't stand that lobster! She's a bad influence, Evil!

[evilstereo]

Atleast we have fun together... But let's save out petty arguments for later.