A Daft Punk FanFic (PG Rated)

[Champiness]

*Sad Keanu origins*

I have no words to describe what I just witnessed.

As for the one I just posted, I'd have to say my favorite part is this:

The Frisbee game has wound down, its participants getting tired and giving each other half-hearted slaps on the back before walking like zombies in the direction of the picnic blanket. Tara-Jay is clinging to Uffie's leg, his butterfly kite flying a few feet above the spool held in his free hand, and telling her in subdued tones the tragic story of his lost alligator; Uffie, meanwhile, has her fingers intertwined with Feadz's and is smiling at him sleepily, ignoring Tara-Jay almost completely. Mr. Oizo and Kavinsky are involved in a very intense conversation that from what Thomas can pick up appears to be about video games. Xavier is fiddling with SebastiAn's backpack while a distracted SebastiAn talks to Mehdi; Gaspard is trudging along staring at his feet.

[something awesome]

This is just a quick Daft Punk story inspired by Something_Awesome

Thomas: Geemen, I have made the new live show for us as usual!
Guy: Thank duck, too busy chain smoking to do **** as usual
Thomas: Yeah don't worry gee gee I'm used to you doing duck all aye
Guy: Aye mate. So how's it soun-Jokes I don't give a duck
Thomas: Oi mate you want your name on the box or what?
Guy: **** I MEAN-Is it good?
Thomas: I'd say we've added about 4 more drum sounds to this one so the fans should be happy aye
Guy: Woah mate..And the lights?
Thomas: Well since we spent all our riches on prostitutes we have no cash
so we're gonna get the car from electroma and use the headlights to-
Guy Man: DUDE WE SOLD THAT TO JAPAN FLOOD RELIEF, Okay... lemme think..
Guy: THINK THOMA THINK
Thomas:I know just the mkan
*man
Guy Man: Dude how do you make a spelling mistake when you're talking
Thomas: ....what
Guy Man: Yeah whatever, who are you calling
Thomas: ..........FUN DAVE
Guy Man: THE LEGENDARY FUNDAVE?
Thomas: The very one.
Guy Man: So how's he gonna help?
Thomas: Well he probably hasn't been banned from driving after too much driving under the influence like us so we could use his car headlights
Guy man: **** YOU'RE RIGHT
Thomas: Kay. Oh and by the way I got some kids to dress up as us again
Guy: Thank mother duck. After that one time I had to put the bloody helmet on I could see **** all
Thomas: Kay mate. Now where's the cigs.
Guy Man: Hmmmm....Lemme check... UNDER ME KORG
Thomas: Want me to pull them out with me teeth?
Guy Man: Sure mate.

THE END

Full disclosure, I wrote this to him on facebook. It was a live fanfic. It was beautiful.

[something awesome]

Thomas: So Geemen, it's been seven years..I think it's time to put out that album we made before human after all and never put out?
Guy Man: What the utter **** are you talking about?!
Thomas: You know? The one with Daft Gang on it you 'accidentally' told Funda-I MEAN Busy P to upload to our MySpace during one of your chain smoking sessions backstage at Alive 07?
Guy Man: No?
Thomas: ....yeah...me neither.
Guy Man: Okay, Tara Jay found this old folder of your old powerbook, and within, among other things *cough* those stella pics you got Leji to draw up for your private collection *cough*was a folder with some album we made when we were drunk!
Guy Man: Human After All?
Thomas: NO YOU DUNDERHEAD! THAT WAS PURE ART..THE 57TH TIME I SAID ROBOT ROCK..IT FINALLY CLICKED FOR EVERYONE IT WAS A SONG ABOUT ROBOTS THAT ROCKED..
Guy Man: Uh..yeah..
Thomas: You sound surprisingly sober for 9AM on a tuesday morning..Has Skrillex left for Aoki left for Coachella already?
Guy Man: Yeah..he's mah booze man..
Thomas: He's Fundav-SH*T I MEAN Busy P's booze man too...
Guy Man: Who the duck is fundave?
Thomas: Who the fundave is duck?
Guy Man: ...bread?
Thomas: ..........................yeah. Anyway so THE ALBUM..
Guy Man: Yeah, you gonna put that out for us and stuff?
Thomas: NO! I HAVE AN INGENIOUS PLAN..
Guy Man: Do tell.
Thomas: Okay. *thomas swigs whiskey* You know our website?
Guy Man: No.
Thomas:..........yeah. Well anyway, how about...we change it so it's just a big red logo.
Guy Man: WOAH
Thomas: I KNOW DUDE.
Guy Man: THE FANS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM
Thomas: And we can get Busy P to make a thread on that creepy fan site where everyone can ****e themselves!
Guy Man: Diabolical. Do it. Now.
Thomas: Also, I will use my Poor Bison troll account to trick people into thinking we're touring with some jpegs! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Guy Man: I suppose I'm meant to contribute?
Thomas: Well considering the only thing you've ever done music wise was the first five seconds of Rollin and Scratchin, I'd say you set up a troll account under the name of..hmm...'Matty=bigustDPfan'..RUSTLE THEM JIMMIES, GEE GEE!
Guy Man: MWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[Champiness]

Thomas: Well considering the only thing you've ever done music wise was the first five seconds of Rollin and Scratchin, I'd say you set up a troll account under the name of..hmm...'Matty=bigustDPfan'..RUSTLE THEM JIMMIES, GEE GEE!

It all makes sense now.

[Dustin Martin]

Anyone going to write a fanfic on the story behind the creation of the Something About Us Acapella?

[M3311]

A place for people to share their daft punk fanfic of which i'm sure there is plenty.

Go back to Tumblr.

[spamwichx]

Go back to Tumblr.

[Dustin Martin]

Go back to Tumblr.

I would but tumblr has permanently scarred me with constant gifs of boy bands

[M3311]

I would but tumblr has permanently scarred me with constant gifs of boy bands

Then don't bring it here.

[something awesome]

Then don't bring it here.

Ahh take the bossy hat off, will ya? It's the lounge! Spud says: "Chat about anything you like"
We like this, we're chatting, what's the dealio?