RED BOX BOOTLEG: SomethingAwesome's Plea For Freedom

[something awesome]

Well hello there, TDC. It's been some time, hasn't it. This is your good friend, Matty. Ahh. What a hoot. I'm back. That's right. I have captured Something Awesome. He is locked in my dungeon. You want him back, pretties? Well. I have a little video I think you should watch. Featuring Something Awesome himself. Look at him. Cowering in fear. It's beautiful. After the banning, I devoted my life to (apart from my friendship with Prince of Persia forum members) striking back against the scum of The Daft Club. So. Here is the first phase of my retribution.


That's right, lovelys. Meet my demands or suffer the dire, dire, consequences.
Ta ta for now,
-Matty=bigustdpfan

[Fundave]

i don't even

And sorry matty, we dont negotiate with terrorists.

[ifcwdjd]

I really haven't been paying much attention, but I have to say, this whole Matty thing getting old and annoying.

Something Awesome, going by your posts here and on tumblr, you seem like a really cool dude. Why are you putting your time and effort into... whatever this whole thing is? I don't get it.

[something awesome]

I really haven't been paying much attention, but I have to say, this whole Matty thing getting old and annoying.

Something Awesome, going by your posts here and on tumblr, you seem like a really cool dude. Why are you putting your time and effort into... whatever this whole thing is? I don't get it.

Matty here, as usual. I guarantee you, my dear, no time was wasted in kidnapping Something Awesome. I must remind you my last appearance on these forums was before easter, and before that my actual account which was blocked. Everyone has been rather tight lipped regarding my existence, so I do believe you may be intoxicated or, to put it bluntly, under the spell of a Ju Ju Wignobash tribesman. Just remember, the ultimatum. Dire consequences. I suggest you do not waste time in being butt hurt over my kidnapping spree. Instead, work on means of saving your dear friend.

-matty

edit: Oooh and the subtle liked post by Piroteki, eh? How sneaky. Just remember the dire consequences.

[piroteki]

because i'm a classy bitch.

If you use multiple logins for the purpose of disrupting the forum or annoying other users or as a means of circumventing any suspension or exclusion for rule infringement, you may have action taken against your user accounts.

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No impersonation of another person when contributing to the forum, this will be considered a serious breach of the rules.

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Users are responsible for their own contributions at all times.

protip: this includes giving your login information to your best bro, something awesome. if you'd like to keep your account i suggest you change your information and tell Matty to gtfo or we'll be saying goodbye to both of you.

[ifcwdjd]

Matty here, as usual. I guarantee you, my dear, no time was wasted in kidnapping Something Awesome. I must remind you my last appearance on these forums was before easter, and before that my actual account which was blocked. Everyone has been rather tight lipped regarding my existence, so I do believe you may be intoxicated or, to put it bluntly, under the spell of a Ju Ju Wignobash tribesman. Just remember, the ultimatum. Dire consequences. I suggest you do not waste time in being butt hurt over my kidnapping spree. Instead, work on means of saving your dear friend.

-matty

edit: Oooh and the subtle liked post by Piroteki, eh? How sneaky. Just remember the dire consequences.

Touche, sir. But I am not worried about something awesome's safety. Because as much as you hate TDC now and revile us for all our supposed harm against you, the truth is, you were one of us, once. And why does anyone come to TDC (other than to start some sh*t because they have nothing better to do?) Daft Punk. It's the one thing that connects us, despite our differences. If, deep down, you still truly follow the robots, I know you would not do harm to any of us (we leave that to the mainstream music fans.)

I feel the good within you... let go of your hate.

[something awesome]

Guys. Obviously this isn't Matty. Take a damn joke. I got a 3 point infraction for this. What the hell. It's not like I've been trolling you or anything. This is just a harmless video in the lounge section. Come on. I think most people around here could tell you I'm a pretty heavy contributor to this site...I'm not the kind of member that should be one point away from getting banned! As well as this, my school laptop's IP has been banned...I'm assuming you blocked the IP or the Randal account? Yeah..That was the Queensland government school public IP. Can you un block that ASAP?

Look, sorry if I pissed you off making this video. But I don't deserve a three point infraction. This is a joke. And I only got the infraction after the post edit that said 'Ooh a liked post by Piroteki!', which makes me feel like it's more personal than anything else. This isn't a troll, it's a joke. Please remove my infractions. I promise, I'll never bring 'Matty' up, ever again.

edit: And considering it has been me the whole time, I didn't (or matthew didn't) make multiple accounts to avoid blocking etc.. And I'm not trolling you...So...yeah.

[STR@NG3R TH@N F1CT10N]

Well, thank you for being mature and not letting this get too out of hand. I personally thought the whole joke was hilarious. You might as well give us the Red Box bootleg for compensation.


Or you could release the new Three Point album...

[axelF]

Kids these days...

[M3311]

EDIT:

You deserve a ban for playing **** jokes like that, imo.

I have no respect for you.

TL; DR: Piss off.